Life With Ann#4534536
Jeff: “Ooh! They’re making a Captain America movie!”
Ann: *silence*
Jeff: “…and that’s really exciting! And the guy who played Jayne on Firefly is attached to play him!”
Ann: “Oh, I can see that. I liked the red.”
Jeff: “…huh?”
Ann: “The red. Fire.”
Jeff: “What?”
Ann: “Oh, shit. I thought you were talking about Captain Planet.”
Then a discussion commenced about the following, which input would be appreciated:
1) Is Captain Planet really a super hero?
2) Is Captain Planet simply propaganda masked in colorful animation?
3) Ann: “Would Captain America help his wife clean the fucking kitchen?”